Euro Cup star and England full-back Luke Shaw has broken free from Jose Mourinho’s Mind Penitentiary. His freedom comes after stellar back to back performances in the Euro Cup, where England stand a chance to reach the final if they over come Denmark this evening. Chub It is no secret Jose Mourniho is not a […]
Locatelli Replaces Coke With Finer Things in Life
Italy have started their Uefa Euro 2021 tournament off with a bang, actually two bangs.Back to back 3 – 0 wins sees Italy sitting pretty on top of group A. In a post match interview Italian midfielder Manuel Locatelli joins the latest stars, in removing sponsorships refreshments from the interview panel. Cristiano Ronaldo angrily replaced […]
13 Reasons Why Man City Won Another Premier League – Pep Shares Insights
Manchester City Football Club have captured yet another Premier League title this season making light work of all competition in the latter half of their campaign. Things were not so peachy in the beginning of the 20-21 season though, Pep was not able to push out of 13th place for the longest time. 13 Reasons […]
Alisson Credits Heavy Metal Football and Father for Win
Goalkeeper Alisson Becker has kept Liverpool’s Champions Leagues hopes alive after a last gasp winning header against West Brom. The 2-1 win means Liverpool are in touching distance of a Champions League spot for next season. Rammstein Alisson has had to overcome a lot of depression this year due to losing his father in a […]
Chelsea Choke at FA Cup
“Mark my words they will win nothing this season! Better yet they will finish 5th under the mighty Tuchel”, former Chelsea Manager Frank Lampard explains. Chelsea suffered a 1-0 FA Cup final defeat to Brendan Rogers’ Leicester City at Wembley. Tuchel this and Tuchel that “Now everyone can see! He is a fraud just like […]
“Null and Void the Season, Safety First!” – Klopp
Manchester United and Liverpool had their Sunday match postponed due to a day of mass protest. Worried about safety concerns both teams agreed a postponement was in order. The protests are in the wake of the recent European Super League proposal. Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has taken it once step further, strongly advising the season […]
Liam Gallagher dedicates new song Blunderwall to PSG
English song writer Liam Gallagher has never been shy to show his passion for football as well as his love for Manchester City Football Club. The Oasis front man has come under heavy fire after directing some X-rated tweets toward Paris Saint Germain players. Manchester City currently hold a 2-1 advantage over PSG after a […]
Nightmare on Chapel Street
“I can’t go to sleep he is there!”, Pep Guardiola told the African Football Expert. The Manchester City manager has confessed trying to stop Paris Saint-Germain’s Kylian Mbappe and Neymar is nothing short of petrifying. A win tonight would put them in good stead to reaching the Champions League Final. “Welcome to Prime Time, B***!” […]
“It’s like the Champions League, but with capes” – Kane
Spurs striker, Harry Kane has not hidden his excitement on the introduction of the European Super League. The Premier Leagues’ leading goal scorer and playmaker has insisted this new league will bring the best out of him. Super Duper “I can’t fucking wait mate!”, Harry told the African Football Expert, “I have my longer boots, […]
Chelsea Denied European Super League Withdraw
Roman Abramovich’s Chelsea has filed a request to withdraw from the European Super League, this comes shortly after hoards of fans gathered at Stamford Bridge to protest against the break away league. No Take Backs Chairman of the Super League, Florentino Perez told the African Football Expert, “Unfortunately for Chelsea there are no take backs! […]