French football legend Zinedine Zidane has pulled out of a coma, amidst the 2022 Qatar FIFA World Cup Final.
The Frenchman had suffered a ball smashed into his face by Mbappe during a semi-final warm up session.
Zidane shared his near death experience with the African Football Expert.
“I saw Maradona!”, Zidane smiled, “he looked so beautiful!”
“He placed his Godly hand on my shoulder and said not today Zizou… not today…”
“I need you to stop Messi he said. Messi? Obviously I was confused, but then he went on to explain with a cloudy video montage showing that if Messi wins, Messi will become Argentina’s golden boy, leaving him second.”
“Before I can answer, he ran at me with tears in his eyes and flying headbutt me back into existence”
“I woke up abruptly screaming Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. No idea why I yelled that of all things?”
“Anyway! I know what I need to do now…”, Zidane opened his Panini Sticker book and tapped on Mbappe’s image.
“There is no way I am going to be number two golden boy…Non! Vive le Zizou!”