10 things I hate about you

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has broken his silence after the 5-0 thrashing of his Manchester United to team.

The Manchester United manager has surprisingly lashed out at the Liverpool hattrick hero Mohammed Salah.

10 things

“Ok not easy to admit this but I have been mourning a lot these past few days in my treble underwear..”, Ole told the African Football Expert while licking ice cream off a spoon.

“I have been watching some teen flicks to make myself feel better…”, sighed Ole.

“I wrote a poem for the mighty Pharaoh of Football Mo Salah…”

I hate the way you don’t talk to me, and the way you grow your gorgeous hair.
I hate the way you drive my defence blind;
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb football boots and the way you read Maguire’s mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me rhyme.
I hate it — I hate when you cut in from the right;
I hate it when you score.
I hate it when you make me marvel, even worse it makes my heart sore.
I hate it when you’re at Ol’ Trafford.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you — not even close, not even a little bit, All I can do is applaud…”