Klopp Sacked after 4-0 drubbing

Liverpool chairman Tom Werner has wasted no time ousting iconic manager Jurgen Klopp.

This comes after Liverpool succumbed to a 4-0 hammering to arch rivals Manchester United in a preseason friendly in Bangkok.

Me love you long time but…

“I don’t give a ladyboy’s ass if it is preseason!”, Tom Werner told the African Football Expert.

“One or two is acceptable, but four!? Get the fuck out of here, this isn’t the 90s?!”

Heavy Metal Sadness

“All I can say is wow!”, a sadden Jurgen Klopp bemoaned.

“Boom! I mean. Just like that… I am done… wow…”, Klopp murmured under his breath while fist-bump explosioning himself.

“It’s hard to explain what happened. It’s like eating a dead scorpion here in Bangkok…”

“Only that scorpion are the mancs…”

“You think it’s dead? Looks dead? Smells horrific! But then it gets up and stings you four times with cheeky dinks… the fact that it is them, that hurts… that hurts that bit extra”