As the Champions League group stage is nearing an end, Barcelona are in desperate need for a win. The win will give the Catalonians hope of staying in the most prestigious competition in Europe. One problem! The team standing in the way is the German Football Giant, Bayern Munich. Grumpy Ex Tomas Muller took to […]
I am Gunning for You!
Aston Villa have appointed Unai Emery as manager following the surprising sacking of Steven Gerrard. I’m Back Bitch! “I want the world to know I am back for one reason and one reason only!”, Emery told the African Football Expert. “It is my soul mission to make sure Arsenal do not win the league!”, laughed […]
“To be honest I was bored out of my skull” – Steven Gerrard
Aston Villa have sacked Steven Gerrard following a humiliating 3-0 defeat at Fulham. Bored “I just want to say I am sorry to the fans, well.. kind of”, yawned Stevie G while wiping his eyes, “It’s nothing personal, I just felt the club doesnt have enough drama or incentive for me” “You see, relegation battles […]
Messi slams Ballon d’Or after Benzema win
“Fuck this! Seriously… fuck it, it’s all rigged!”, an enraged Lionel Messi told the African Football Expert. Paris Plot The Argentine was caught storming out of the Paris ceremony visibly irate, after seeing Karim Benzema crowned Worlds best Footballer. “Isn’t it sooo convenient that a Frenchmen wins in Paris!?”, the seven time Ballon d’Or winner […]