Manchester City’s season has not started off well, the English juggernaut has failed to push into the top 10, let alone the top 3. Sticky Staka Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has been nervously chipper about the recent form and told the African Football Expert, “We use to play tiki-taka football, it was so sexy! […]
Tottenham star Son Heung-min has been called back to complete his Military service in South Korea. Son formerly received an exemption allowing him to fast track a 2 year mandatory service after winning gold at the 2018 Asian Games in Indonesia. South Korea, chuffed by this result, allowed Son to complete his training in 3 […]
Cristiano Ronaldo’s creators have taken the opportunity to upgrade the Juventus star during a mandatory quarantine. Dieter von Rossbach, chief creator and engineer at Skynet has told the African Football Expert, “If you think CR9 was good, you all about to shit your panties!” CR-7 Modest Beginnings Dieter took us down memory lane and explained […]
EA Sport’s new edition of the biggest football simulation series, FIFA, has been available for the past few weeks now. While some hardcore gamers have chosen to grind out rewards and build their Road To Glory teams on FIFA 21 Ultimate Team. There are some who choose the quicker route, by pumping loads of hard […]
Sergio Aguero has come under the spotlight recently after an incident with a female official. The Manchester City striker was unhappy with an offside decision and tried to make it known with ill timed Vulcan Nerve Pinch. Not Related to Incident Pep Guardiola has told the African Football Expert, “I want him to go to […]
Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has expressed concerns over Harry Maguire’s impeccable fitness levels, saying if he keeps fit, it will cost the Red Devils [Manchester United] dearly this season. Sixes and Sevens Ole told the African Expert, “He is as fit as a fucken fiddle! And it grates me raw! It could land […]
Liverpool defender Virgil van Dijk was on the receiving end of a horrific tackle made by Everton goalkeeper, Jordan Pickford, during Saturday’s Merseyside derby. Pickford has unapologetically apologized for the incident and may have inadvertently landed himself a lucrative sponsorship with a famous cereal brand. Sorry Not Sorry Pickford told the African Football Expert, “Sorry… […]
Project Big Picture may change the face of football as we know it if some proposals are signed off. The big six Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham have all called the plans a crock of shit. Project Big Picture Proposals With all the confusion in the air and what it actually […]
England manager Gareth Southgate has labelled Aston Villa sensation Jack Grealish too good looking for the England team. This comes after Jack Grealish was left out of the England team against arguably the world’s current best team, Belgium. Too sexy “I get this question a lot, why is Jack not in the team nonsense”, Southgate […]
Manchester United is delighted to announce the signing of striker Edinson Cavani. The Uruguay international joins hopes to win over the crowd and get a troubled Manchester United back to winning ways. Cavani wants to set things off on the right foot by showcasing why they call him the El Matador! He has thrown down […]
