Four years ago the Belgian Football team was coined the Golden Generation of Football, a talented team tipped to win the FIFA World Cup in Russia. They fell short and finished 3rd. Fast forward to Qatar 2022, some describe them as slow, chubby, even grumpy old men. Unfortunately for Belgium, the hopes of lifting the […]
“Fuck this! Seriously… fuck it, it’s all rigged!”, an enraged Lionel Messi told the African Football Expert. Paris Plot The Argentine was caught storming out of the Paris ceremony visibly irate, after seeing Karim Benzema crowned Worlds best Footballer. “Isn’t it sooo convenient that a Frenchmen wins in Paris!?”, the seven time Ballon d’Or winner […]
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has broken his silence after the 5-0 thrashing of his Manchester United to team. The Manchester United manager has surprisingly lashed out at the Liverpool hattrick hero Mohammed Salah. 10 things “Ok not easy to admit this but I have been mourning a lot these past few days in my treble underwear..”, […]
Spurs striker Harry Kane has insisted Pep Guardiola gift him the number 10 jersey or he will not sign for Manchester City. The England international has been strongly linked with a move to City this transfer window. Gentleman’s Agreement “I’ve thrown down the gauntlet for the gaffer”, Harry told the African Football Expert. “We spat […]
“It is all about the followers!” a lippy Solkjaer told the African Football Expert after Manchester United shock exit of the FA Cup. “I mean sure it’s nice to win a trophy now and again, but in these times our Instagram follower count is way more important than some smelly tin cups!” I would double […]
A disheartened Romelu Lukaku is not happy after losing his temper with Zlatan Ibrahimovic during Inter’s Coppa Italia quarter-final against AC Milan. Fight to the Death “He said somethings, I said somethings, I am tired of smack talk, let’s settle this like gentlemen!” Lukaku told the African Football Expert. “We duel! None of this round […]
“It’s been a long week, I have cried a lot… most of the time the same cry”, Suarez told the African Football Expert. Lokomotiv Moscow Mule Last week Atletico Madrid drew one-one to a stubborn Lokomotiv Moscow in the Champions League. A match where Luis Suarez was shown a yellow card for trying to get […]
Manchester City’s season has not started off well, the English juggernaut has failed to push into the top 10, let alone the top 3. Sticky Staka Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has been nervously chipper about the recent form and told the African Football Expert, “We use to play tiki-taka football, it was so sexy! […]
England manager Gareth Southgate has labelled Aston Villa sensation Jack Grealish too good looking for the England team. This comes after Jack Grealish was left out of the England team against arguably the world’s current best team, Belgium. Too sexy “I get this question a lot, why is Jack not in the team nonsense”, Southgate […]
Manchester United is delighted to announce the signing of striker Edinson Cavani. The Uruguay international joins hopes to win over the crowd and get a troubled Manchester United back to winning ways. Cavani wants to set things off on the right foot by showcasing why they call him the El Matador! He has thrown down […]
