Gareth Southgate: Trading Tactics for Textiles? Gareth Southgate, England’s tactically astute yet splendid manager, might just swap his tactical board for a tailoring tape. With Euro 2024 on the horizon, rumors buzz that Southgate’s next formation might be on the fashion runway. From Defence to Design: The Football World Reacts Harry Maguire, England’s defender who’s […]
“We are just old friends” – Pep
Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has denied all transfer links to Newcastle United. This comes after the Premiere League team was acquired by the Saudi investment group, making Newcastle United one of the world’s richest clubs. Huge Fan Pep told the African Football expert that Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman and him are just friends. […]
Kane Hints at Number 10 Shirt or No Deal
Spurs striker Harry Kane has insisted Pep Guardiola gift him the number 10 jersey or he will not sign for Manchester City. The England international has been strongly linked with a move to City this transfer window. Gentleman’s Agreement “I’ve thrown down the gauntlet for the gaffer”, Harry told the African Football Expert. “We spat […]
Alisson Credits Heavy Metal Football and Father for Win
Goalkeeper Alisson Becker has kept Liverpool’s Champions Leagues hopes alive after a last gasp winning header against West Brom. The 2-1 win means Liverpool are in touching distance of a Champions League spot for next season. Rammstein Alisson has had to overcome a lot of depression this year due to losing his father in a […]
Chelsea Choke at FA Cup
“Mark my words they will win nothing this season! Better yet they will finish 5th under the mighty Tuchel”, former Chelsea Manager Frank Lampard explains. Chelsea suffered a 1-0 FA Cup final defeat to Brendan Rogers’ Leicester City at Wembley. Tuchel this and Tuchel that “Now everyone can see! He is a fraud just like […]
Nightmare on Chapel Street
“I can’t go to sleep he is there!”, Pep Guardiola told the African Football Expert. The Manchester City manager has confessed trying to stop Paris Saint-Germain’s Kylian Mbappe and Neymar is nothing short of petrifying. A win tonight would put them in good stead to reaching the Champions League Final. “Welcome to Prime Time, B***!” […]
“It’s like the Champions League, but with capes” – Kane
Spurs striker, Harry Kane has not hidden his excitement on the introduction of the European Super League. The Premier Leagues’ leading goal scorer and playmaker has insisted this new league will bring the best out of him. Super Duper “I can’t fucking wait mate!”, Harry told the African Football Expert, “I have my longer boots, […]
VAR Strangely Offline During End of Portugal Serbia Match
Portuguese forward Cristiano Ronaldo thought he had scored a last minute winner in a World Cup Qualifier against Serbia. Despite the ball crossing the line the referee seems to think the ball was safely cleared by the Serbian defence. Bang out of Order! Cristiano stormed off the pitch in protest, throwing the captains armband to […]
Followers are more Important than Smelly Tin Cups
“It is all about the followers!” a lippy Solkjaer told the African Football Expert after Manchester United shock exit of the FA Cup. “I mean sure it’s nice to win a trophy now and again, but in these times our Instagram follower count is way more important than some smelly tin cups!” I would double […]
Virgil van Dijk Offers his Good Knee for Joe Gomez Surgery
Liverpool defender Joe Gomez will have to undergo knee surgery after things went pear shaped during an England training session. Virgil van Dijk, his fellow Liverpool center-back, suffered a similar fate a few weeks ago to a blatant life ending tackle from their Merseyside rivals. “I Offer Myself as Tribute” “I offer myself as tribute”, […]