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Shaw-shank Redemption

Euro Cup star and England full-back Luke Shaw has broken free from Jose Mourinho’s Mind Penitentiary. His freedom comes after stellar back to back performances in the Euro Cup, where England stand a chance to reach the final if they over come Denmark this evening. Chub It is no secret Jose Mourniho is not a […]

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Chelsea Choke at FA Cup

“Mark my words they will win nothing this season! Better yet they will finish 5th under the mighty Tuchel”, former Chelsea Manager Frank Lampard explains. Chelsea suffered a 1-0 FA Cup final defeat to Brendan Rogers’ Leicester City at Wembley. Tuchel this and Tuchel that “Now everyone can see! He is a fraud just like […]

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“It’s like the Champions League, but with capes” – Kane

Spurs striker, Harry Kane has not hidden his excitement on the introduction of the European Super League. The Premier Leagues’ leading goal scorer and playmaker has insisted this new league will bring the best out of him. Super Duper “I can’t fucking wait mate!”, Harry told the African Football Expert, “I have my longer boots, […]

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