Arsenal’s marquee signing during the summer transfer window, Thomas Partey has come under scrutiny for running off the pitch in the middle of the frantic match against bitter rivals Tottenham Hotspur. Partey ran off the pitch, and sprinted down the tunnel, and out of the stadium. He was last seen running up the M6, heading […]
Aguero to take Etiquette Classes after Vulcan Nerve Pinch
Sergio Aguero has come under the spotlight recently after an incident with a female official. The Manchester City striker was unhappy with an offside decision and tried to make it known with ill timed Vulcan Nerve Pinch. Not Related to Incident Pep Guardiola has told the African Football Expert, “I want him to go to […]
Pickford Lands Everton Cap’n Crunch Sponsorship After Bad Tackle
Liverpool defender Virgil van Dijk was on the receiving end of a horrific tackle made by Everton goalkeeper, Jordan Pickford, during Saturday’s Merseyside derby. Pickford has unapologetically apologized for the incident and may have inadvertently landed himself a lucrative sponsorship with a famous cereal brand. Sorry Not Sorry Pickford told the African Football Expert, “Sorry… […]
Laporte Deported over Twitter Handle
Shockwaves were felt throughout Manchester on Thursday evening when Aymeric Laporte was sent packing and forced to leave England with immediate affect. This all came about due to the Manchester City defender jokingly changing his name on Twitter. I’m Eric Laporte A dejected Laporte told the African Football Expert, “It was just a joke really… […]
Roy Keane labelled a Slopposaurus
Things got pretty heated post match on Monday night, when Roy Keane suggested the Liverpool team were incredible to beat Arsenal but also quite sloppy. The Liverpool manager, Jurgen Klopp was patched into the studio discussion and things escalated rather quickly. The African Football Expert was able to get the transcript of the legendary ex-Manchester […]
Ole leaves Baby Doll in Brighton Locker Room
The Manchester United manager has been accused of leaving a rather creepy looking baby doll in the Brighton Team locker room. The red devils managed to snatch 3 points from the first premier league game this weekend. A stubborn and resolute Brighton team put up a valiant fight coming close to taking points themselves. Brighton […]
Suarez fails driving test
The unsettled Barcelona forward has seen better days. Wanting away from the Nou Camp, sources have revealed Suarez was not allowed in Italy after being accused of cheating on an immigration test. It seems things went from bad to worse when the Uruguayan striker tried to renew his driving license this week and failed. While […]
CCTV picks up Werner putting in Transfer Request
Some questionable footage has hit the internet on Sunday the 20th of September, what appears to be Timo Werner sending a late evening fax from the Stamford Bridge offices. Frank Lampard’s Chelsea had suffered a 2-0 loss to Jurgen Klopp’s Liverpool earlier. It’s definitely not me… The African Football Expert was able to get a […]
A Greek Tragedy – Harry Booted Out Of Court
“I’m shocked! For years I have wondered, what it’s all Greek to me actualy means? I now know! Nothing makes sense any more?”, The Manchester United captain told the African Football Expert. Full Kit Harry Maguire arrived in an undiscolsed Greek court sporting his Manchester United kit. “It’s a badge I wear proudly”, he told […]
Ferguson blames mystery man Mr Wilson
The greatest manager in the premier league era has recently come out guns blazing targeting a man by the name of Ryan Wilson. He has suggested transfer policies have been stagnant since his departure, contributing ultimately Uniteds demise and love for 5th place. Unacceptable “It’s no secret, that ever since I left something has not […]