“Mark my words they will win nothing this season! Better yet they will finish 5th under the mighty Tuchel”, former Chelsea Manager Frank Lampard explains. Chelsea suffered a 1-0 FA Cup final defeat to Brendan Rogers’ Leicester City at Wembley. Tuchel this and Tuchel that “Now everyone can see! He is a fraud just like […]
Manchester United and Liverpool had their Sunday match postponed due to a day of mass protest. Worried about safety concerns both teams agreed a postponement was in order. The protests are in the wake of the recent European Super League proposal. Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has taken it once step further, strongly advising the season […]
English song writer Liam Gallagher has never been shy to show his passion for football as well as his love for Manchester City Football Club. The Oasis front man has come under heavy fire after directing some X-rated tweets toward Paris Saint Germain players. Manchester City currently hold a 2-1 advantage over PSG after a […]
“I can’t go to sleep he is there!”, Pep Guardiola told the African Football Expert. The Manchester City manager has confessed trying to stop Paris Saint-Germain’s Kylian Mbappe and Neymar is nothing short of petrifying. A win tonight would put them in good stead to reaching the Champions League Final. “Welcome to Prime Time, B***!” […]
Spurs striker, Harry Kane has not hidden his excitement on the introduction of the European Super League. The Premier Leagues’ leading goal scorer and playmaker has insisted this new league will bring the best out of him. Super Duper “I can’t fucking wait mate!”, Harry told the African Football Expert, “I have my longer boots, […]
Roman Abramovich’s Chelsea has filed a request to withdraw from the European Super League, this comes shortly after hoards of fans gathered at Stamford Bridge to protest against the break away league. No Take Backs Chairman of the Super League, Florentino Perez told the African Football Expert, “Unfortunately for Chelsea there are no take backs! […]
Portuguese forward Cristiano Ronaldo thought he had scored a last minute winner in a World Cup Qualifier against Serbia. Despite the ball crossing the line the referee seems to think the ball was safely cleared by the Serbian defence. Bang out of Order! Cristiano stormed off the pitch in protest, throwing the captains armband to […]
“It is all about the followers!” a lippy Solkjaer told the African Football Expert after Manchester United shock exit of the FA Cup. “I mean sure it’s nice to win a trophy now and again, but in these times our Instagram follower count is way more important than some smelly tin cups!” I would double […]
“It’s a very sad time for everyone involved… no one likes to be a third wheel, so we ripped off the band aid. I wish Son all the best”, Kane told the African Football Expert. Harry Kane, Tottenham Hotspurs’ top striker has called it quits with his strike partner Son Heung Min, stating he prefers […]
“Easily 100 goals with Grapefruits! And probably 60ish with socks… We need to put the record straight!”, Pele told the African Football Expert. Pele, arguably the greatest footballer of all time has come forward with more goals to add to his already impressive tally of a staggering 757 all time professional career goals. Bauru Recollection […]
