“It’s Time for me to Bale” – Kane

“It’s a very sad time for everyone involved… no one likes to be a third wheel, so we ripped off the band aid. I wish Son all the best”, Kane told the African Football Expert.

Harry Kane, Tottenham Hotspurs’ top striker has called it quits with his strike partner Son Heung Min, stating he prefers link up play with the club’s cult favorite Gareth Bale.

This comes despite the duo breaking a 25 year old record for most goal combinations in a single season!


“Every time I’m in the box he[Son] wants to pass it to me, I keep telling him its over!? Pass to Moury or Bale! So then he can pass to me”, Kane slurped.

“Every dog has his day in the Son, now he must move on. It’s done.”

Heartbreak At White Heart Lane

“It’s hard to understand Harry”, Son’s interpreter relayed to the African Football Expert.

“Not just because my English is utter dog shite, it’s more because I can’t read his lips while dodging the missiles.”

Par for the Course

We caught up with Gareth Bale during practice at the Royal Blackheath Golf Club to get his side of the story.

“I am surprised I am in the middle to be honest”, Bale said while sinking a twelve foot putt.

“Truth be told I have only been banging home goals because the gaffer[Jose Mourinho] promised me earlier tee times if I did…”


“Every dog has his day in the Son” – Harry