Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has slammed the new “rough” interpretation of Premier League rules. This comes after a contentious 1-1 draw against Southampton. The Red Devils feel Southampton’s goal should not have stood due to a rough body-check moments before, on playmaker Bruno Fernandes. Outraged Ole “This is not rugby for fuck sakes?! Diving maybe! But […]
Kane Hints at Number 10 Shirt or No Deal
Spurs striker Harry Kane has insisted Pep Guardiola gift him the number 10 jersey or he will not sign for Manchester City. The England international has been strongly linked with a move to City this transfer window. Gentleman’s Agreement “I’ve thrown down the gauntlet for the gaffer”, Harry told the African Football Expert. “We spat […]
Football’s Coming Rome
The sun has officially set on the UEFA Euro Cup. A gutted and heartbroken England can only watch on and see the mighty Italians lift the cup. The Three Lions failed to win the Euro Cup on home soil against a well oiled Azzuri team. Suffering a 3-2 penalty shoot-out defeat, after a cagey 1-1 […]
Queen mans VAR booth for Euro Final amidst Chiellini Mind Games
The Queen of England has kindly offered her assistance at Wembley for the final of the Euro Cup. Gareth Southgate’s England team will square off against an impressive Italian side to try capture their first title since 1966. VAR Booth “We are a bit short staffed here at Wembley because of COVID” the Queen told […]
Messi to Give Back Copa America Medal
Argentina’s 28-year wait for an international trophy is finally over! The 2021 Copa America has crowned Argentina champions after a closely fought 1-0 victory over rivals Brazil. Cristiano Tweet Unfortunately it is not all good news for the Argentine team, namely star player Lionel Messi. A Cristiano Ronaldo tweet has brought the Football World’s attention […]
Schmeichel Retires after going Blind
Danish goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel has decided to hang up his gloves. This comes after suffering a 2-1 defeat and freak blinding in the Euro Cup semi final match England vs Denmark. The Danes unluckily conceded a 104th minute goal after a dubious penalty call in England’s favour. To make matters worse, Kapser was the victim […]
Shaw-shank Redemption
Euro Cup star and England full-back Luke Shaw has broken free from Jose Mourinho’s Mind Penitentiary. His freedom comes after stellar back to back performances in the Euro Cup, where England stand a chance to reach the final if they over come Denmark this evening. Chub It is no secret Jose Mourniho is not a […]
Locatelli Replaces Coke With Finer Things in Life
Italy have started their Uefa Euro 2021 tournament off with a bang, actually two bangs.Back to back 3 – 0 wins sees Italy sitting pretty on top of group A. In a post match interview Italian midfielder Manuel Locatelli joins the latest stars, in removing sponsorships refreshments from the interview panel. Cristiano Ronaldo angrily replaced […]
13 Reasons Why Man City Won Another Premier League – Pep Shares Insights
Manchester City Football Club have captured yet another Premier League title this season making light work of all competition in the latter half of their campaign. Things were not so peachy in the beginning of the 20-21 season though, Pep was not able to push out of 13th place for the longest time. 13 Reasons […]
Alisson Credits Heavy Metal Football and Father for Win
Goalkeeper Alisson Becker has kept Liverpool’s Champions Leagues hopes alive after a last gasp winning header against West Brom. The 2-1 win means Liverpool are in touching distance of a Champions League spot for next season. Rammstein Alisson has had to overcome a lot of depression this year due to losing his father in a […]