I am Gunning for You!

Aston Villa have appointed Unai Emery as manager following the surprising sacking of Steven Gerrard. I’m Back Bitch! “I want the world to know I am back for one reason and one reason only!”, Emery told the African Football Expert. “It is my soul mission to make sure Arsenal do not win the league!”, laughed […]

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Klopp Sacked after 4-0 drubbing

Liverpool chairman Tom Werner has wasted no time ousting iconic manager Jurgen Klopp. This comes after Liverpool succumbed to a 4-0 hammering to arch rivals Manchester United in a preseason friendly in Bangkok. Me love you long time but… “I don’t give a ladyboy’s ass if it is preseason!”, Tom Werner told the African Football […]

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