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Four years ago the Belgian Football team was coined the Golden Generation of Football, a talented team tipped to win the FIFA World Cup in Russia. They fell short and finished 3rd. Fast forward to Qatar 2022, some describe them as slow, chubby, even grumpy old men. Unfortunately for Belgium, the hopes of lifting the […]
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has slammed the new “rough” interpretation of Premier League rules. This comes after a contentious 1-1 draw against Southampton. The Red Devils feel Southampton’s goal should not have stood due to a rough body-check moments before, on playmaker Bruno Fernandes. Outraged Ole “This is not rugby for fuck sakes?! Diving maybe! But […]
Danish goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel has decided to hang up his gloves. This comes after suffering a 2-1 defeat and freak blinding in the Euro Cup semi final match England vs Denmark. The Danes unluckily conceded a 104th minute goal after a dubious penalty call in England’s favour. To make matters worse, Kapser was the victim […]
Euro Cup star and England full-back Luke Shaw has broken free from Jose Mourinho’s Mind Penitentiary. His freedom comes after stellar back to back performances in the Euro Cup, where England stand a chance to reach the final if they over come Denmark this evening. Chub It is no secret Jose Mourniho is not a […]
“Mark my words they will win nothing this season! Better yet they will finish 5th under the mighty Tuchel”, former Chelsea Manager Frank Lampard explains. Chelsea suffered a 1-0 FA Cup final defeat to Brendan Rogers’ Leicester City at Wembley. Tuchel this and Tuchel that “Now everyone can see! He is a fraud just like […]
English song writer Liam Gallagher has never been shy to show his passion for football as well as his love for Manchester City Football Club. The Oasis front man has come under heavy fire after directing some X-rated tweets toward Paris Saint Germain players. Manchester City currently hold a 2-1 advantage over PSG after a […]
Spurs striker, Harry Kane has not hidden his excitement on the introduction of the European Super League. The Premier Leagues’ leading goal scorer and playmaker has insisted this new league will bring the best out of him. Super Duper “I can’t fucking wait mate!”, Harry told the African Football Expert, “I have my longer boots, […]
Roman Abramovich’s Chelsea has filed a request to withdraw from the European Super League, this comes shortly after hoards of fans gathered at Stamford Bridge to protest against the break away league. No Take Backs Chairman of the Super League, Florentino Perez told the African Football Expert, “Unfortunately for Chelsea there are no take backs! […]
“Easily 100 goals with Grapefruits! And probably 60ish with socks… We need to put the record straight!”, Pele told the African Football Expert. Pele, arguably the greatest footballer of all time has come forward with more goals to add to his already impressive tally of a staggering 757 all time professional career goals. Bauru Recollection […]
Manchester City’s season has not started off well, the English juggernaut has failed to push into the top 10, let alone the top 3. Sticky Staka Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has been nervously chipper about the recent form and told the African Football Expert, “We use to play tiki-taka football, it was so sexy! […]
