Some questionable footage has hit the internet on Sunday the 20th of September, what appears to be Timo Werner sending a late evening fax from the Stamford Bridge offices. Frank Lampard’s Chelsea had suffered a 2-0 loss to Jurgen Klopp’s Liverpool earlier. It’s definitely not me… The African Football Expert was able to get a […]
Ancelotti seals Champions League spot
What a crazy ride we have encountered this season so far, Everton sit pretty at the top of the league. A coy Carlo Ancelotti has told the African Football Expert, “This one is in the bag”. Normally a man of few words the Everton manager then went on to say, “A lot of people didn’t […]
Gameweek 2 – Milla’s Picks
Milla our Mascot has vowed to use as many African players as possible in his team this season. And always (barring the African Cup of Nations) captain an African player and pretty much show the world how it is done! African Style. Three at the back Serge Aurier missed out on the opening of the […]
Liverpool defence get insoles to scare Werner
Timo Werner was set slightly on tilt after his debut in the English Premier league. The new wide-eyed Chelsea forward was shocked to see how tall and massive the Brighton defence was. Project Insoles It has been reported that Klopp has recently ordered 16 pairs of insoles for the teams boots to beef up the […]
Bielsa hints at possible restraining order
Marcelo Bielsa, the Leeds United manager, is fast becoming a new cult favourite in the English Premier League this season and we are only one week in! The newly promoted Argentine won many Leeds hearts last season and more recently a big Liverpool heart this season. Klopp’s Admiration Klopp was seen admiring the Leeds United […]
Bale Eyes EA Sports Cover
“It’s always been a big dream of mine!”, Bale told the African Football Expert, “… to make the front cover of an EA Sports Game is one of the highest honors you can get! My dream is to share this accolade and be mentioned in the same breath as Rory and Tiger. I am determined […]
Frank tells Roman to Cough up another 400 Million
Frank Lampard is not messing around this Transfer window. Having already secured the signatures of Timo Werner, Ziyech, Chilwell and Havertz and amassing around a cool 200 million pounds in transfers, Chelsea fans will be happy to learn he is asking for more, much much more. Legend The Chelsea legend told The African Football Expert, […]
James van der Beek Cheers Donny on
“Well whip de doooo!” James Van Der Beek has told the African Football Expert. The young Dutch midfielder has signed a 5 year contract with the old English giant Manchester United. James continued to say, “Look the kids good, at soccer – eh? That’s a ladies sport here in Canada. If he thinks he is […]
Childhood City dream come true for Messi
Messi has told the African Football Expert, “Its always been… how do you say a childhood dream… to play for City, let me for tell why with a story…when I was this kid, I played in my back garden practising my free kicks against the wall of my house. This was for no trophies, no […]
A Greek Tragedy – Harry Booted Out Of Court
“I’m shocked! For years I have wondered, what it’s all Greek to me actualy means? I now know! Nothing makes sense any more?”, The Manchester United captain told the African Football Expert. Full Kit Harry Maguire arrived in an undiscolsed Greek court sporting his Manchester United kit. “It’s a badge I wear proudly”, he told […]