Childhood City dream come true for Messi

Messi has told the African Football Expert, “Its always been… how do you say a childhood dream… to play for City, let me for tell why with a story…when I was this kid, I played in my back garden practising my free kicks against the wall of my house. This was for no trophies, no crowd or fans, just me, the football and the wall you know? The emptiness makes me feel free. I think with City I can achieve this freedom.”

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The six-time Ballon d’Or winner added, “I think we are almost there, except for all these clauses from Barce… I’m just hoping my papa hurries up with the legal side of things.”

Papers!

Jorge Messi told African Football Expert, “This is so hard, the little shit signed so many papers, papers! papers! papel! papel!! Mierda!! I have never signed so many papers in my life!?

It feels like I have been headbutted by Zidane, so many headaches, this lil shit signed too too many things! He thinks everything is an autograph!! I love him though, very rich boy… I just dont have the heart to tell the lil bugger, I didnt read all the details, I was just flabbergasted and my hand so sore, like the carpenal tunnel thingy, how do you say that? Anyway! Si! Yes! I just started signing quickly… because there is only so much time in a day.”

Muy papel mierda!

This is so hard, the little shit signed so many papers, papers! papers! papel! papel!! Mierda!! I have never signed so many papers in my life!? – Jorge Messi

The new move to Manchester seems iminent eager Catalan only time will tell.