Aston Villa have sacked Steven Gerrard following a humiliating 3-0 defeat at Fulham. Bored “I just want to say I am sorry to the fans, well.. kind of”, yawned Stevie G while wiping his eyes, “It’s nothing personal, I just felt the club doesnt have enough drama or incentive for me” “You see, relegation battles […]
“We are just old friends” – Pep
Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has denied all transfer links to Newcastle United. This comes after the Premiere League team was acquired by the Saudi investment group, making Newcastle United one of the world’s richest clubs. Huge Fan Pep told the African Football expert that Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman and him are just friends. […]
Locatelli Replaces Coke With Finer Things in Life
Italy have started their Uefa Euro 2021 tournament off with a bang, actually two bangs.Back to back 3 – 0 wins sees Italy sitting pretty on top of group A. In a post match interview Italian midfielder Manuel Locatelli joins the latest stars, in removing sponsorships refreshments from the interview panel. Cristiano Ronaldo angrily replaced […]
Poch Getting Restless at Manchester Holiday Inn
“All this waiting is getting on my tetas, I am going to need nipple cream soon.”, Mauricio Pochettino told the African Football Expert. The ex Tottenham manager has been set on tilt after hearing the Manchester United chairman Ed Woodward is backing Ole Gunnar Solkjaer. This comes despite being strongly linked to Manchester United for […]
Project Big Picture Explained
Project Big Picture may change the face of football as we know it if some proposals are signed off. The big six Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United and Tottenham have all called the plans a crock of shit. Project Big Picture Proposals With all the confusion in the air and what it actually […]
Mendy Out for 3 Months
Chelsea FC has secured a 22 million pound deal for the services of the Rennes goalkeeper Edouard Mendy. Unfortunately shortly after the Senegalese star put pen to paper he suffered a freak hand accident rendering him out for the next 3 months. Lampard Pissed The African Football Expert caught up with the Chelsea manager who […]
Shave or Wave Good Bye
Dele Ali has come under serious fire this week, after the Spurs boss, Jose Mourinho has insisted he shaves his moustache and focus on football again. Reinvention Jose told the African Football Expert, “The thing looks like a small baby dead mouse… he is trying to re-invent himself, but this is not the way. Personally, […]
Bale Eyes EA Sports Cover
“It’s always been a big dream of mine!”, Bale told the African Football Expert, “… to make the front cover of an EA Sports Game is one of the highest honors you can get! My dream is to share this accolade and be mentioned in the same breath as Rory and Tiger. I am determined […]
Frank tells Roman to Cough up another 400 Million
Frank Lampard is not messing around this Transfer window. Having already secured the signatures of Timo Werner, Ziyech, Chilwell and Havertz and amassing around a cool 200 million pounds in transfers, Chelsea fans will be happy to learn he is asking for more, much much more. Legend The Chelsea legend told The African Football Expert, […]