Manchester City’s season has not started off well, the English juggernaut has failed to push into the top 10, let alone the top 3. Sticky Staka Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has been nervously chipper about the recent form and told the African Football Expert, “We use to play tiki-taka football, it was so sexy! […]
Tottenham star Son Heung-min has been called back to complete his Military service in South Korea. Son formerly received an exemption allowing him to fast track a 2 year mandatory service after winning gold at the 2018 Asian Games in Indonesia. South Korea, chuffed by this result, allowed Son to complete his training in 3 […]
Sergio Aguero has come under the spotlight recently after an incident with a female official. The Manchester City striker was unhappy with an offside decision and tried to make it known with ill timed Vulcan Nerve Pinch. Not Related to Incident Pep Guardiola has told the African Football Expert, “I want him to go to […]
Liverpool defender Virgil van Dijk was on the receiving end of a horrific tackle made by Everton goalkeeper, Jordan Pickford, during Saturday’s Merseyside derby. Pickford has unapologetically apologized for the incident and may have inadvertently landed himself a lucrative sponsorship with a famous cereal brand. Sorry Not Sorry Pickford told the African Football Expert, “Sorry… […]
Manchester United is delighted to announce the signing of striker Edinson Cavani. The Uruguay international joins hopes to win over the crowd and get a troubled Manchester United back to winning ways. Cavani wants to set things off on the right foot by showcasing why they call him the El Matador! He has thrown down […]
Shockwaves were felt throughout Manchester on Thursday evening when Aymeric Laporte was sent packing and forced to leave England with immediate affect. This all came about due to the Manchester City defender jokingly changing his name on Twitter. I’m Eric Laporte A dejected Laporte told the African Football Expert, “It was just a joke really… […]
The Manchester United manager has been accused of leaving a rather creepy looking baby doll in the Brighton Team locker room. The red devils managed to snatch 3 points from the first premier league game this weekend. A stubborn and resolute Brighton team put up a valiant fight coming close to taking points themselves. Brighton […]
Chelsea FC has secured a 22 million pound deal for the services of the Rennes goalkeeper Edouard Mendy. Unfortunately shortly after the Senegalese star put pen to paper he suffered a freak hand accident rendering him out for the next 3 months. Lampard Pissed The African Football Expert caught up with the Chelsea manager who […]
Dele Ali has come under serious fire this week, after the Spurs boss, Jose Mourinho has insisted he shaves his moustache and focus on football again. Reinvention Jose told the African Football Expert, “The thing looks like a small baby dead mouse… he is trying to re-invent himself, but this is not the way. Personally, […]
Some questionable footage has hit the internet on Sunday the 20th of September, what appears to be Timo Werner sending a late evening fax from the Stamford Bridge offices. Frank Lampard’s Chelsea had suffered a 2-0 loss to Jurgen Klopp’s Liverpool earlier. It’s definitely not me… The African Football Expert was able to get a […]
