The sun has officially set on the UEFA Euro Cup. A gutted and heartbroken England can only watch on and see the mighty Italians lift the cup. The Three Lions failed to win the Euro Cup on home soil against a well oiled Azzuri team. Suffering a 3-2 penalty shoot-out defeat, after a cagey 1-1 […]
Queen mans VAR booth for Euro Final amidst Chiellini Mind Games
The Queen of England has kindly offered her assistance at Wembley for the final of the Euro Cup. Gareth Southgate’s England team will square off against an impressive Italian side to try capture their first title since 1966. VAR Booth “We are a bit short staffed here at Wembley because of COVID” the Queen told […]
Schmeichel Retires after going Blind
Danish goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel has decided to hang up his gloves. This comes after suffering a 2-1 defeat and freak blinding in the Euro Cup semi final match England vs Denmark. The Danes unluckily conceded a 104th minute goal after a dubious penalty call in England’s favour. To make matters worse, Kapser was the victim […]
Shaw-shank Redemption
Euro Cup star and England full-back Luke Shaw has broken free from Jose Mourinho’s Mind Penitentiary. His freedom comes after stellar back to back performances in the Euro Cup, where England stand a chance to reach the final if they over come Denmark this evening. Chub It is no secret Jose Mourniho is not a […]
Locatelli Replaces Coke With Finer Things in Life
Italy have started their Uefa Euro 2021 tournament off with a bang, actually two bangs.Back to back 3 – 0 wins sees Italy sitting pretty on top of group A. In a post match interview Italian midfielder Manuel Locatelli joins the latest stars, in removing sponsorships refreshments from the interview panel. Cristiano Ronaldo angrily replaced […]