“It is all about the followers!” a lippy Solkjaer told the African Football Expert after Manchester United shock exit of the FA Cup.
“I mean sure it’s nice to win a trophy now and again, but in these times our Instagram follower count is way more important than some smelly tin cups!”
I would double tap that
Brendan Rogers’ Leicester City were the benefactors of United’s exit, handing them a 3-1 defeat.
A coy Rogers has since replied, “Sounds like sour strawberry pops to me?”
When asked if he recently liked Tottenham Hotspurs Instagram account, he laughed nervously, “I double tap things all of the time, hell! Spurs though? Ha! Nah..”
“I think I have double tapped countless pointless posts.. even Slippy G ones! It is all mindless fun!?”
Sweating profusely Rogers exited the interview with great gusto, “I think I left the stove on!”, a nervous Rogers yelled back.
He finally gets it
United star Paul Pogba has come to his boss’s defence stating, “Now Ole gets it! I am happy for him!”
“Listen I have won the World fucking Cup, no one really cares in the end, it is a fleeting moment nowadays.”
“But invent a cool dab or viral round house kick challenge and you can reap the rewards and ride the wave for weeks sometimes years if done right!”
“The days of no player is bigger than a club are over”, Pogba winked at the African Football Expert.
“The stats on Instagram tell you the story, Manchester United plays for me.”
“I have 5 million more followers, that’s like the whole of Ireland, Roy Keane included!”
“I have 5 million more followers, that’s like the whole of Ireland, Roy Keane included!” – Pogba
