Man City crash to 13th place

Pep will face a stiff board meeting this week to discuss his life with the club after Manchester City’s poor start of the season. Even the likes of Leicester City, Everton and Arsenal have all pushed 6 points ahead of the football juggernaut.

Pep worried for job and life

Manchester City’s start to the season has been nothing to write home about not being able to muster any points in the last two weeks, things are not looking good for the golden boy Pep Guardiola.

The African Expert caught up with Pep, “Unfortunately this is football, one moment you are high flying the next you are lower than mid table fearing for your life… what are we now…. oh 13th, this is very bad for me. If you looked at the table now you would think its 15 years ago. To say I am worried is an under statement, Sharia law is no joke.. my bosses are rich si.. but they are also fucking scary when things are sour.”

Foden Fuming

“Jesus! They can’t blame me, I’ve nothing to do with football since I got caught feeding some ponies in Iceland. So shut it!”, Foden told the African Football Expert. While the future of Pep is uncertain, we can only watch on and see if City are able to turn their miserable season around.

“Unfortunately this is football, one moment you are high flying the next you are lower than mid table fearing for your life” – Pep