“It’s just a bit puffy, I’m ready to play!”

Brazilian star Neymar has ignored all doctor orders and let the World know he is ready to play in the FIFA World Cup.


“It’s just a bit puffy, it’s more painful than it looks really…”, Neymar told the African football Expert, while his sister poked his foot to demonstrate.

“Easy… easy Rafa!”, Neymar winced, pausing, biting his bottom lip, eyes tightly closed.

“Phewwww! There it is… all good”, Neymar paused again

“Mmmff! What year is it? Oh yes! I am ready to play… I can’t miss this World Cup, waka waka whatever… yeah yeah…”