The Spurs midfielder, Eric Dier, ran off the pitch during Tuesday night’s 4th round Carabao Cup match against Chelsea in desperate need of the toilet. He was followed briskly by a furious Jose Mourinho. Mourinho on how things should roll “I couldn’t believe it!” Jose told the African Football Expert, “He knows very fucking well […]
Klopp surrenders Premier League Title to Rodgers
Defending Premier League Champions, Liverpool manager, Jurgen Klopp has shocked the world by selflessly handing the Premier League trophy over to Leicester City manager Brendan Rodgers. This comes after Rodgers’ side smashed Manchester City in their own back yard 5-2 on Sunday. Klopp’s Admiration “Brendan! Whoa! What a fantastic display by him and his team, […]
Ancelotti seals Champions League spot
What a crazy ride we have encountered this season so far, Everton sit pretty at the top of the league. A coy Carlo Ancelotti has told the African Football Expert, “This one is in the bag”. Normally a man of few words the Everton manager then went on to say, “A lot of people didn’t […]
James van der Beek Cheers Donny on
“Well whip de doooo!” James Van Der Beek has told the African Football Expert. The young Dutch midfielder has signed a 5 year contract with the old English giant Manchester United. James continued to say, “Look the kids good, at soccer – eh? That’s a ladies sport here in Canada. If he thinks he is […]
Childhood City dream come true for Messi
Messi has told the African Football Expert, “Its always been… how do you say a childhood dream… to play for City, let me for tell why with a story…when I was this kid, I played in my back garden practising my free kicks against the wall of my house. This was for no trophies, no […]