“In the football universe, where offside rules meet off-season rules, Manchester United’s European dreams are taking a detour—straight through the beach resorts of Nice. Let’s dive into the drama that’s unfolding faster than a beach umbrella on a windy day.” Sir Jim’s Juggle: The African Football Expert: “Sir Jim, with the waves of UEFA’s ruling […]
“He wasn’t answering his insta so we went to his house” – Tomas Muller
As the Champions League group stage is nearing an end, Barcelona are in desperate need for a win. The win will give the Catalonians hope of staying in the most prestigious competition in Europe. One problem! The team standing in the way is the German Football Giant, Bayern Munich. Grumpy Ex Tomas Muller took to […]
Alisson Credits Heavy Metal Football and Father for Win
Goalkeeper Alisson Becker has kept Liverpool’s Champions Leagues hopes alive after a last gasp winning header against West Brom. The 2-1 win means Liverpool are in touching distance of a Champions League spot for next season. Rammstein Alisson has had to overcome a lot of depression this year due to losing his father in a […]
Liam Gallagher dedicates new song Blunderwall to PSG
English song writer Liam Gallagher has never been shy to show his passion for football as well as his love for Manchester City Football Club. The Oasis front man has come under heavy fire after directing some X-rated tweets toward Paris Saint Germain players. Manchester City currently hold a 2-1 advantage over PSG after a […]
Nightmare on Chapel Street
“I can’t go to sleep he is there!”, Pep Guardiola told the African Football Expert. The Manchester City manager has confessed trying to stop Paris Saint-Germain’s Kylian Mbappe and Neymar is nothing short of petrifying. A win tonight would put them in good stead to reaching the Champions League Final. “Welcome to Prime Time, B***!” […]