Odion Ighalo has announced his departure from Manchester United.
The Nigerian Prince and veteran striker quickly became a cult hero at the club and has mentioned although it is sad to leave he must get back to his perfume business, Sex Panther.
It smells like Big foot’s dick?
“Yes! There are a lot of funny references to my perfume in the movie Anchor man…”, a bemused Odion told the African Football Expert.
“But by God! Does it pull! The ladies absolutely love it!”
Manchester Boss on Odion’s departure
“We are gutted! And we will miss the lad”, Ole exclaimed, “His passion is perfume now, and we must accept this…”
“Sure it’s made from the most vile ingredients you can find in a Chinese wet market, but we accept and will hold him in our hearts. Once a red always a red!”
Team mates share Sex Panther Stories
“During the big games we like to put a tiny drop in Dave’s gloves, 60% of the time he keeps a clean sheet every time!” – Shaw
“I will be honest it smells like shit with roasted pubic hair, I am not sure what the craze is about? Will miss my African brother though!” – Bailly
“Smells better than some of the soup kitchens I have been in, best of luck in the future Odi” – Rashford
“When I practice my dives, I like to think of sex panther, it knocks you off your feet” – Bruno
