Portuguese forward Cristiano Ronaldo thought he had scored a last minute winner in a World Cup Qualifier against Serbia. Despite the ball crossing the line the referee seems to think the ball was safely cleared by the Serbian defence. Bang out of Order! Cristiano stormed off the pitch in protest, throwing the captains armband to […]
Followers are more Important than Smelly Tin Cups
“It is all about the followers!” a lippy Solkjaer told the African Football Expert after Manchester United shock exit of the FA Cup. “I mean sure it’s nice to win a trophy now and again, but in these times our Instagram follower count is way more important than some smelly tin cups!” I would double […]
“It’s Time for me to Bale” – Kane
“It’s a very sad time for everyone involved… no one likes to be a third wheel, so we ripped off the band aid. I wish Son all the best”, Kane told the African Football Expert. Harry Kane, Tottenham Hotspurs’ top striker has called it quits with his strike partner Son Heung Min, stating he prefers […]
Pele recollects Goals Scored with Grapefruits and Socks
“Easily 100 goals with Grapefruits! And probably 60ish with socks… We need to put the record straight!”, Pele told the African Football Expert. Pele, arguably the greatest footballer of all time has come forward with more goals to add to his already impressive tally of a staggering 757 all time professional career goals. Bauru Recollection […]