Ever-positive Evra has had the life and colour drained from him after Man United’s 6-1 battering by a relentless Spurs side over the weekend.
Saddened, raged and on the verge of tears Evra announced he would be leaving for Pleasantville to try find colour again.
Departure note
Before the Manchester United legend left for the magical town, he told the African Football Expert, “It’s nothing personal, actually fuck it, it’s all personal! I feel like this club has drained every good feeling I have about the beautiful game. As you can see I have turned grey and all my clothes black, white and grey! I knew this would happen! Je m’en fou!!!”
The heated Frenchmen did give us some solace, saying “I will keep watching United, I hope the colourful football returns and I can learn to love the game again. But for now I must live in greyness… I will continue to watch them every weekend, they are my club… I am staying with a bloke named George Park, he has a tv.”
George Park
We were able to catch up with George Park of Pleasantville on an old telephone, “Oh yes! Mr Evra arrived, he is a wonderful chap! He has been sitting by the television trying to find Sky Sports, I am not sure what that is? I am not sure he realizes this is the 50’s and we only have two channels?”
“As you can see I have turned grey and all my clothes black, white and grey! I knew this would happen! Je m’en fou!!!”” – P.E
