Spurs striker Harry Kane has insisted Pep Guardiola gift him the number 10 jersey or he will not sign for Manchester City.
The England international has been strongly linked with a move to City this transfer window.
Gentleman’s Agreement
“I’ve thrown down the gauntlet for the gaffer”, Harry told the African Football Expert.
“We spat on it and shook hands. It’s a gentleman’s agreement”, Harry continued, “So the ball is in his court now.”
“He just needs to cough up the 150 mil to pay that nonce Levy! Then give me the number 10! Simple!”
Sexy Calves
Pep has since replied to Harry’s demands stating, “The boy is lost, he is confusing my lads, especially Jack.”
“Unfortunately, we have issued a restraining order as he keeps showing up to the Etihad Campus for training?”
“Love the kid, don’t get me wrong, but at the end of the day we are here to sell as many t-shirts as we can.”
“Jack has sexy calves and good hair, he will sell more, he is a better number 10 for us.”
