The Arsenal team’s mascot, Gunnersaurus, has been in the news a lot lately. A few days ago “Gunny” was giving his marching orders by Arsenal after 27 years of service. Saddened by the news, Mesut Ozil, a player and cult hero at the club offered to pay the big green guy’s wages for a year. […]
Evra Checks Into Pleasantville
Ever-positive Evra has had the life and colour drained from him after Man United’s 6-1 battering by a relentless Spurs side over the weekend. Saddened, raged and on the verge of tears Evra announced he would be leaving for Pleasantville to try find colour again. Departure note Before the Manchester United legend left for the […]
Laporte Deported over Twitter Handle
Shockwaves were felt throughout Manchester on Thursday evening when Aymeric Laporte was sent packing and forced to leave England with immediate affect. This all came about due to the Manchester City defender jokingly changing his name on Twitter. I’m Eric Laporte A dejected Laporte told the African Football Expert, “It was just a joke really… […]