Manchester City Football Club have captured yet another Premier League title this season making light work of all competition in the latter half of their campaign.
Things were not so peachy in the beginning of the 20-21 season though, Pep was not able to push out of 13th place for the longest time.
13 Reasons Why
We were lucky to catch up with the iconic manager and get his insights, as to how he was able to achieve the feat for an impressive 3rd time in the last 4 seasons.
“I have been doing a lot of Netflix and chill lately”, Pep told the African Football Expert. “It happens when the league is so piss poor, I have a shit ton of free time!”
“So you wanna know how we won? Lemme break it down into a list for you so you can understand”
- Manchester is blue, not red! United is shite..
- Rent boys Chelsea…shite
- Liverpool is shite Boom!
- Leicester City is shite
- West Ham shite
- Spurs shite
- Everton are also shite
- Arsenal is definitly shite
- Leeds are excitingly shite
- Aston Villa shite
- Wolves? Whats the Portuguese word for shite? Well yeah they shite
- Need I go on? There rest are clearly shite
- Oh and number 13? I am Josep Pep fuckin’ Guardiola! Call me Fruardiola all you like, I keep winning baby!
