“All this waiting is getting on my tetas, I am going to need nipple cream soon.”, Mauricio Pochettino told the African Football Expert.
The ex Tottenham manager has been set on tilt after hearing the Manchester United chairman Ed Woodward is backing Ole Gunnar Solkjaer. This comes despite being strongly linked to Manchester United for some time now.
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“I feel like the other woman in Ed’s life”, Poch told the African Football Expert.
“He keeps calling me, promising me sweet nothings and putting me up in these hotels?”
“These hotels are good to me though, they understand the situation…”, the Argentine concluded.
Holiday Inn Family
We managed to catch up with some staff members at the Manchester Holiday Inn.
They had some endearing things to say about Mr. Pochettino:
“Aww shame! Bless Pochy! He comes down every match day, singing Football is coming home, it’s been 6 months, I’m amazed he keeps such high spirits!” – Lucy | Front Desk.
“Sorry my English is no too good, I feel bads for Mr Poch, he make pillow wet much a lot, many sad cry…” – Marianna | Housekeeping.
“Love ‘avin him here don’t get me wrong, but there’s only so many holes in the wall you want to fix, bleeding hell!” – Tommy | Maintenance.
