Timo Werner was set slightly on tilt after his debut in the English Premier league. The new wide-eyed Chelsea forward was shocked to see how tall and massive the Brighton defence was.
Project Insoles
It has been reported that Klopp has recently ordered 16 pairs of insoles for the teams boots to beef up the presence of the Liverpool defence.
Klopp on Timo told the African Expert, “Look he is a wonderful kid, it’s no secret I am a huge fan, this is why I tried to sign him. He is German, and as fast as schnauzer chasing a bratwurst, he can create a lot of Kuddelmuddel…it’s a saying we have in Stuttgart.. I don’t expect you to understand, but he has the potential to disrupt any team.”
The Liverpool manager wants to make Timo Werner regret picking Chelsea FC over Liverpool. The Liverpool manager added, “We have a scarier defence than Brighton, very scary, just look at Virgil van Dijk alone.”
Virgil van Dijk on Insoles
“Do I need insoles? Hell no! I’m 6 foot 4 for fuck sakes! But if I put two sets in, I can get up to 6 foot 8! I can’t wait to see the blank stare on his face.” The Liverpool defender continued to say “Sure my feet have a chance of literally exploding in my boots, but its worth it! That lil’ Kraut is quick and dangerous, we need to stop him at all costs.”
“Do I need insoles? Hell no! I’m 6 foot 4 for fuck sakes! But if I put two sets in, I can get up to 6 foot 8!” -VVD
