“Well whip de doooo!” James Van Der Beek has told the African Football Expert. The young Dutch midfielder has signed a 5 year contract with the old English giant Manchester United. James continued to say, “Look the kids good, at soccer – eh? That’s a ladies sport here in Canada. If he thinks he is going to be a house hold name, he has another thing coming, there can only be one Van Der Beek! That’s what I’m talking aboot.”
Cry
The Dawson Creek legend added, “I know what this patootie is thinking, get famous and make Jimmy cry. The internet would love f**kin’ love that wouldn’t they? Don’t get me wrong I want the kid to do well, he is carrying a good name. But if he gets too famous, I am gonna have to call in a favor with the fellas at the Bridge to make some crunching tackles.”
I know what this patootie is thinking, get famous and make Jimmy cry. The internet would love f**kin’ love that wouldn’t they?
