Frank tells Roman to Cough up another 400 Million

Frank Lampard is not messing around this Transfer window. Having already secured the signatures of Timo Werner, Ziyech, Chilwell and Havertz and amassing around a cool 200 million pounds in transfers, Chelsea fans will be happy to learn he is asking for more, much much more.

Legend

The Chelsea legend told The African Football Expert, “It’s coming home! Football is coming home! And to do that we need a shit tonne of top quality players and we will spare no expense”, laughing he added, “I did the math, I can try make it work with the youth or I can go for broke. Well not me personally, just the club and Roman’s money… why would I want to be modest, I have been that my whole life. It feels fantastic swiping the American Express Black Card for these players, it really has no limit!”

Frank went on to add,”I’m thinking 400 sounds about right, I just want to flex and get in the other managers heads, we are actually thinking of buying Willian back just for a laugh and then we also have our eye on van de Beek, we know he was signed but if you throw 150 million at a kid whats he to do?”

Messi

Roman Abramovich has warned the trigger happy Frank to stay away from Jorge Messi and Lionel stating, “I got a few bills recently, all looks good, I trust him, he is legend. The kid make me laugh, he signed Chillwell, because he knows I am reading the credit card statements, we probably won’t use player, but was a good joke reminding me to well… chill, he is strange boy.”

It feels fantastic swiping the American Express Black Card for these players, it really has no limit! – Lampard