Tottenham star Son Heung-min has been called back to complete his Military service in South Korea.
Son formerly received an exemption allowing him to fast track a 2 year mandatory service after winning gold at the 2018 Asian Games in Indonesia. South Korea, chuffed by this result, allowed Son to complete his training in 3 weeks.
Authorities have now changed their tune and demand that Son return and finish the remaining 1 year and 11 months.
“This is Bullshit”
Jose Mourinho has been vocal about his ace having to leave the club, “Why always me?? Everyone says I’m grumpy, can you fucking blame me!? ”
The Spurs manager continued, “Look, I followed Eric to the shitter when he was forced to leave, you think I am gonna stop at South Korea? I will enroll in the army, learn Korean and break him out myself if I have to, this is bullshit!”
Very Sad
“Looks like the Sonny and Cher show is over… yeah they calling me Cher around here”, Harry Kane told the African Football Expert.
Kane confused on the Cher reference explained, “I think it’s the way I say cheriously, the lads are always mucking about… I am very sad..”
Harry sighed and concluded, “It’s unfair… feels like it was only yesterday Sonny and I were chilling at the Bun and Bar … kicking back some cocktails, just mates having a laugh over broken English and broken records.”
“Looks like the Sonny and Cher show is over… yeah they calling me Cher around here” – HK
