Liverpool defender Joe Gomez will have to undergo knee surgery after things went pear shaped during an England training session.
“I Offer Myself as Tribute”
“I offer myself as tribute”, VVD told the African Football Expert, “I have been hobbling around a few days on my new bionic knee and it’s rubbish, it’s over and to be honest, I want to start my own Dutch Bakery back home…”
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp has countered, “The lad is not thinking straight! Why on earth would we let him go, to what!? Bake donuts!! Get the fuck out of here!”
Gomez Grateful
“I am still utterly gob smacked!”, Gomez told the African Football Expert, “When Virgil called me, we both started crying! We both have one good knee and the fact that he wants to give me his good one is amazing!”, Gomez reported.
“Sure I am going to have two right knees but I think the mechanics behind all knees are the same, Virgil and I joked about having two left feet, I cant wait to use that line on the dance floor, at the end of year gala!”
“We both have one good knee and the fact that he wants to give me his good one is amazing!” – JG
